Pets

A longhaired black cat with green eyes on top of a cabinet.

Rabscuttle

  • Birthday:

    May 31st, 2025

  • Origin Story:

    Rescued with brothers and sister from a junkyard.

  • Title:

    Snack Snatcher, Fluff Meister General

  • Nicknames:

    Fluff (Often preceded by The or Mr. Often followed by -ums, -man, -y), Scuttlebutt, Honey Boy, Scamp. R’s and L’s often replaced with W’s.

  • Favorite Things:

    Churu, going outside, Gregory, mousy toy, playing fetch, stealing everyone’s spot

  • Least Favorite Things:

    Being told he can’t bathe Elora or Tsuki, being told he can’t eat everyone else’s food

  • Preferred sleeping position:

    floppy, tummy up, man spreadin’

  • Special Skills:

    Goblin Mode

  • Iconic moment:

    Transformation from gremlin to handsome fluffy gentleman

  • Mom’s favorite thing:

    His gremlin noises. When he plays fetch. The way he loves his cheekies srcubbed.
A white and gray tabby cat with blue eyes, laying on the grass with his front feet tucked in.

Gregory

  • Birthday:

    Mar 24th, 2024

  • Origin Story:

    Sister-in-law found him and his sister on her doorstep.

  • Nicknames:

    Misser Greg, Greg-son, R’s often replaces with w’s.

  • Favorite Things:

    Churu, humpin’ his otter toy, being outside, eating whole mice (especially if several days old)

  • Least Favorite Things:

    Being put a place where he doesn’t want to be, Benjamin (neighbor cat)

  • Favorite sleeping position:

    stretched out.

  • Special Skills:

    Peak clumsiness

  • Iconic moment:

    Breaking his ankle

  • Mom’s favorite thing:

    When he isn't mean. When he beats up grass and sticks.
A slender black cat with gold eyes laying in a basket and looking at the camera

Tsuki

  • Birthday:

    Oct 4, 2023

  • Origin Story:

    Adopted from a local rescue. Her and her sister were found on a doorstep and bottle fed.

  • Nicknames:

    Gooby (Often preceded by Miss. Often followed by -nator, -imus, girly), Noodle (Often preceded by Miss. Often followed by girl, bay), Tsuki-chan, Tsuki-soba, Ninya-lady

  • Favorite Things:

    Churu, killing birds (-_-), sunny tire

  • Least Favorite Things:

    Gregory, being picked up, strangers

  • Preferred sleeping position:

    arms sticking straight out (aka noodle position, aka sphinx position)

  • Special Skills:

    Being terrified

  • Iconic moment:

    Breaking Greg’s ankle

  • Mom’s favorite thing:

    When she feisty
A calico cat with green eyes sitting on a shelf looking at the camera.

Elora Danan

  • Birthday:

    Mar 31st, 2019

  • Origin Story:

    Found in the ditch behind our house.

  • Title:

    Elora Danan Princess of Piss Pudgimus Maximus Future Empress of Tir Asleen

  • Nicknames:

    Pudge (often preceded by Miss, little, my. often followed by -ums, -imus,- imus-maximus, -y, -er), Pudgapotomous, Pudgalopogos (often followed by My Little Goose), Jelly (often preceded by Pudgy. often followed by baby, Pudge/y, bay), Piss Princess, Trash Baby

  • Favorite Things:

    Heated beds, gravy, Churu, salted beans, fuzzy sweaters, terrorizing baby mice

  • Least Favorite Things:

    Being alone, being bathed by Rabscuttle, when her sensitive beans touch cold stuff

  • Preferred sleeping position:

    Tucked in. Jelly-loaf

  • Special Skills:

    Avant garde artist. Medium: piss.

  • Iconic moments:

    Burning her little beans on the wood stove, pissing with her head inside a boot with her ass sticking out of said boot, eating a dried black bean and throwing it up

  • Mom’s favorite thing:

    When she cuddles and makes biscuits. Her multicolor beans.